The Finer Points of Pointy Hair
The Stalwart Guide to Management
As I sat in my cube I had a clear view from the corner of two other quadrants of the fourth floor of the tower. There was a commotions spreading through the building like a wave building and breaking. I was paying attention when the front reached me. A trusted colleague walked by, "Pssst. The executive manager is on the way and he's pissed. Really pissed. Clean up your cube and sit up straight."
So, I quickly shoved all papers into a drawer, turned around and typed like the ultra busy professional that I was. Eventually a gaggle of suits swarms by and the executive manager comments on my ability to code as he watches over my shoulder at my work. I politely acknowledge his comments and the group continues on.
A few hours pass, and I get a "Mandatory Meeting Notice"-- in 10 minutes. We all gather in the room and look about confused as to what is going on. No one seems to be in the know. The executive manager steps in and proceeds to chew us out for a good 20 minutes. Then the senior staff member raises his hand and asks, "Could you please give me some details about the incident this is about?"
The senior executive turns to him and says, "I'll tell you what this is about. I've been hitting the help key on my computer all morning and not one of you came to help."
There was a stunned silence. Then simultaneous laughter. He left, red faced.
The good thing about government jobs, is there is always another division to transfer to. That senior executive was gone within the week.
Comments
Cinnammontoastcrunch
Posted 1 month, 20 days ago.
Hi, Maia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CAPTAINCRUNCH
Posted 1 month, 20 days ago.
HEY MICKEY MOUSE AND MAIA AND LILY :)))!!!!
me and Miranda are happy to see you :)
Narwhales
Posted 1 month, 20 days ago.
YES I THE GREAT BRANDON!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AM HAPPY TO SEE YOU THIS IS SO AWESOME I CAN HAVE TWO NAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHARKREPELLANT
Posted 1 month, 20 days ago.
HEY MIRANDA I DIDNT KNOW YOU LIKE GOING ON THIS SITE STALKING MAIA
BRANDON ETHAN GOODALL
Posted 1 month, 20 days ago.
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MIRANDA ANNE MOORE
Posted 1 month, 20 days ago.
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B.E.G.
Posted 1 month, 20 days ago.
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M.A.M
Posted 1 month, 20 days ago.
I DONT KNOW WHY THEY EVEN LET ME PASS KINDERGARTEN I WOULD MAKE ALL 0'S AND EVERYONE HATED ME...BUT I HAVE 1 FREND NAMED SAVIAN :))) NOW WE GO OUT
MIRANDA+SAVIAN=LOVE
LILY POTTER
Posted 1 month, 20 days ago.
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NADIA NIK
Posted 1 month, 20 days ago.
WELL I LOVVVE MIRANDA MOORE WE HAD A RELATIONSHIP IN 5TH GRADE BUT NOW SHE GOES OUT WITH SAVIAN :((
mIRANDA mOORE
Posted 1 month, 20 days ago.
Hey, maia im sorry this was just a joke i just missed you on winter break... so your dad can like delete things we said right? And any way Mr. Maiasdad Im sincerly sorry if you get mad sorry.
Love,
your best friend ever